One happy, smiling, cheerful, polite, gorgeous little boy! Answers to the names of 'Oh, darling' and 'scrumpy-bum'.

Today, I have been Ubër-mummy. It has almost killed me but I have done it.

We have played jigsaws and lotto, done playdough and sticking. We've drawn, we've coloured. We ate lunch together at the same time! We had a firm and successful naptime (albeit only an hour or so). We have played small world together, we have cooked and washed up. We've played in the garden.

And it has paid off because a happy and cheerful, polite and obliging child is currently being laid down in his bed fast asleep.

Now where's my bed because I am completely and utterly exhausted!